Rahm Emanuel is no retard, but he just might be a thug - so what's his brain type
Friday, March 12, 2010 at 02:06PM Or maybe thug's not a politically correct word, I probably shouldn't use it.
Maybe the general populous would consider "asshole" to be more acceptable?
I find it amusing that the guy calls liberal Democrats who disagree with him "fucking retarded" and no one cares about the f-bomb but the country's up in arms over the "r-word".
The "R" word?!
Ok, I better get on track with talking about Rahm Emanuel's brain type or I'm going to go on a turrets rampage. Seriously, this political correctness BS has gone too far - society's got me all jumpy now when discussing something as simple and amoral as paint colors because I'm afraid if I say "no, I think that will look better if it's a shade lighter" that I'm going to be met with "What, are you a fucking racist? You don't like the dark colors, huh, is that it?"
So asinine and illogical. WTF.
Ok, on with the post.
This past week has seen Rahm Emanuel back in the spotlight for nude thuggery. Somehow the thought that the most powerful men in the world have to shower communally like they're back in a cheap-ass high school makes me laugh. Seriously? Y'all just scrub-a-dub-dub together after creating - I mean solving - the world's problems? Do you hang your superhero capes in a neat row on your own special little wall nub, too?
Actually that'd make for an entertaining post: "Dishing the gossip about what the Federal Government's leaders are like in the shower - we'll tell you which male senator has a fluffy pink loofah, and is it really true what they say about Obama's stimulus package? Get all the dirt - yuk yuk - right here..."
This post is quite unlike most Brain Typology posts. Sorry. But I can't take politics seriously or I get angry because it's all so irrational and seemingly evil. So making light of it helps me to cope. <sniff, sniff>
Anyway, Rahm supposedly cornered congressman Eric Massa in the showers and, buck naked, proceed to stick his finger in Massa's chest and yell at him - well, I'll let Eric tell the story:
"Let me tell you a story about Rahm Emanuel," Massa
said on the program. "... I'm sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird
and here comes Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his
tush, and he starts poking a finger in my chest yelling at me because I
wasn't going to vote for the president's budget. Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?"
First of all who the hell showers SITTING DOWN, and secondly, isn't this the same Eric Massa that is quitting because he liked to tousle young male staffers' hair and joke about "frakking them"? Seems like he'd only be feeling awkward if maybe he had a bit of a man crush on whatever Rahm had going on at eye-level.
Um, let's just leave that alone.
What else did Massa say about Rahm (I'm getting to my point, and none too soon)? This is some juicy political speak right here:
“Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil’s spawn,” disgraced Rep. Eric Massa
(D-NY ) said during a radio show. “He is an individual who would sell
his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end
of a steam locomotive.”
Wow! Sounds like a friendly guy, this Rahm Emanuel. Even disgraced former governor of Illinois Rob Blagojevich weighed in, basically in admiration, saying something to the effect of (I paraphrase) "yeah, I believe that story, Rahm's a tough guy and he gets things done, that's why I wanted him on my team!"
Well then. What brain type would Rahm Emanuel be?
For starters, he's probably not a feeler. A feeler would have been more sensitive of Massa's lather-n-scrub time, or at least had the manners to keep his naked hands off a fat man sitting in the shower.
Beyond that, really I have no idea. Maybe he's an ENTP like Obama, maybe he's an ENTJ, or ESTJ would probably be most likely since he's the Chief of Staff (read: Obama's top enforcer / controller).
He'd likely be an Extravert to be good at that job. I can see ESTJ fitting, but it could be any of those 3 quite easily.
What would his motives be? Well, probably the bottom line - for example, making sure what el presidente wants, el presidente gets - like his budget, healthcare, etc. Like a Pitbull, Rahm takes care of the people who take care of him.
Don't confuse that with an unselfish, altruistic mindset though, oh no. Rahm's motivated very likely by power, and yet he's smart enough to know that he's probably not going to ever be el POTUS, but top dog enforcer must sound pretty good!
But since this is all based on hearsay, maybe he's simply a good guy who takes his job very seriously and believes that everyone else should too. Maybe he's just driven to achieve, and seeks productive results. Any of those 3 types would still fit, however loosely.
Perhaps I should look at his Wiki or watch a youtube video to get a better description of Rahm the man.
Or, alternatively, I could just say: dude looks fucking scary.
Am I allowed to say scary?
I certainly don't want to offend any sensitive ghouls.
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